"Who am I? Did the Centre adopt me, was I bought, or was I stolen? And where are my parents?" - Michael T. Weiss as Jarod Russell
The Pretender: The Complete First Season Quick Take
Just Like Our Regular Reviews. Only Smurf-sized.
By A.J. Carson
What if a secret organization gathered up young geniuses and forced them to become pretenders - prodigies who were able to transform themselves with amazing insight and skill into almost anyone else? These kids could solve mysteries and crimes simply by enacting their own complex simulations under strictly controlled circumstances. The exploitative possibilities are endless - finally, the key to Marilyn Monroe's death can be ours! Well, that and the recipe for McDonald's Special Sauce. Jarod Russell (Michael T. Weiss) is such a pretender, but after 33 years under the care of the Centre's Dr. Sydney Green (Patrick Bauchau), Jarod decides to revolt. After learning that his skills have been used for evil purposes by the Department of Defense, Jarod escapes from the confines of the group's Blue Cove, Delaware facility where he has been imprisoned for much of his life. In each week's episode, Jarod travels from town to town, using his impersonation skills to help right injustices. Trying to stay one step ahead of the organization's bounty hunter, Miss Parker (Andrea Parker), Jarod also sets out to discover the secrets of his past. This 1996 series' curiously half-baked premise is given an indifferent execution - bland location work, annoyingly campy performances, and repetitious plotlines. Particularly grating is Andrea Parker's performance as Miss Parker. Flouncing around in micro-minis and incessantly chomping on impossibly fat cigarettes, Parker's version of hard-boiled is a bit too soft-headed. Weiss fares only slightly better, bringing too much idiot to his role as idiot savant. The series treads in sub-X-Files conspiracy theory territory, but the biggest mystery is how The Pretender managed to last four seasons on NBC. Indiscriminating sci-fi fans may want to give the twenty-one episodes in this four disc set a try, but others will see it for the pretender that it is.



